Boat Crew Co.
Calibrating the Radar Shirt – Boat Crew Co.
For people who know every boat crew has that one guy, the Calibrating the Radar Shirt celebrates the kind of onboard “expertise” you only find miles offshore. Built for captains, deckhands, jokesters, and anyone who’s witnessed some truly questionable seamanship.
Design: Nautical Deck Humor Art
The back graphic features a crewman standing on the bow—cone-shaped foil hat, foil paddles in hand—“calibrating the radar” with absolute commitment. Set against open water and framed like a classic comic panel, it’s the perfect blend of maritime humor and exaggerated boat-day chaos.
Collection:
Crew Culture – apparel celebrating the personalities, humor, and unwritten rules of real boat life
Theme:
Mariner Humor – the jokes that keep long days on the water entertaining
Ideal for:
Captains, deckhands, fishing crews, ferry operators, friends who take pranks too far, and anyone who appreciates a good offshore laugh
Fit & Feel: Gildan 5000 Shirt
• Medium-weight cotton
• Unisex classic fit
• Reinforced shoulders
• Comfortable for full days on deck or at the dock
• Durable through sun, salt, and repeated washing
Built for Real Boat Life
Made for long shifts, early call times, rough crossings, calm days, and every moment when someone jokes, “Hey, go calibrate the radar.” This shirt handles:
• Daily wear in marine conditions
• Frequent washing after heavy use
• Saltwater environments and weekend boating
Details
Blank: Gildan 5000
Fabric: 100% cotton
Print: High-quality direct-to-garment print
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
Fulfillment: Printed and fulfilled in the USA
Brand: Boat Crew Co.
Perfect For
• Crew gifts
• Deckhand humor
• Marina shenanigans
• Anyone who’s seen bad ideas proposed with confidence
