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No Bananas on Board Shirt

No Bananas on Board Shirt

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No Bananas on Board Shirt

For boaters, anglers, captains, and anyone who knows that some things just do not belong at sea, the No Bananas on Board Shirt brings one of boating’s best-known superstitions into the Sailor Lore collection. Equal parts warning sign, dockside joke, and old fishing belief, this design is built around the idea that bananas bring bad luck on a boat.

Design: No Bananas on Board

The back graphic features a weathered bunch of bananas tied with rope and stacked on a wooden cargo crate marked “Forbidden Cargo.” Waves, rope, hook, fishbone, and bad-luck details surround the scene, while the lower banner reads “Bad Luck Cargo.” The artwork keeps the superstition clear without turning it into a cartoon banana joke — vintage, nautical, clever, and wearable.

Collection:
Sailor Lore – old warnings, sea stories, dockside superstition, and maritime myth

Icon:
Forbidden banana cargo

Ideal for:
Boaters, anglers, captains, deckhands, fishing crews, marina regulars, and anyone who knows better than bringing bananas aboard

Fit & Feel — Comfort Colors 1717

Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 tee, this shirt has a heavyweight, garment-dyed feel with a soft broken-in finish. It is made for dock days, fishing trips, harbor walks, and everyday coastal wear.

If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
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