BOAT CREW™
No Bananas on Board Shirt
No Bananas on Board Shirt
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No Bananas on Board Shirt
For boaters, anglers, captains, and anyone who knows that some things just do not belong at sea, the No Bananas on Board Shirt brings one of boating’s best-known superstitions into the Sailor Lore collection. Equal parts warning sign, dockside joke, and old fishing belief, this design is built around the idea that bananas bring bad luck on a boat.
Design: No Bananas on Board
The back graphic features a weathered bunch of bananas tied with rope and stacked on a wooden cargo crate marked “Forbidden Cargo.” Waves, rope, hook, fishbone, and bad-luck details surround the scene, while the lower banner reads “Bad Luck Cargo.” The artwork keeps the superstition clear without turning it into a cartoon banana joke — vintage, nautical, clever, and wearable.
Collection:
Sailor Lore – old warnings, sea stories, dockside superstition, and maritime myth
Icon:
Forbidden banana cargo
Ideal for:
Boaters, anglers, captains, deckhands, fishing crews, marina regulars, and anyone who knows better than bringing bananas aboard
Fit & Feel — Comfort Colors 1717
Printed on the Comfort Colors 1717 tee, this shirt has a heavyweight, garment-dyed feel with a soft broken-in finish. It is made for dock days, fishing trips, harbor walks, and everyday coastal wear.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
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